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Why the fuck did they change the WinRAR icon I will fucking slap a bitch give me the old icon back

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*slaps roof of an apple tree* this bad boy can fit so many squirels in it

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@amic Forwarding spycam video to the Pillow Liberation Front. Prepare for a daring rescue raid by activist pillows.

hope the fbi and nsa can see me dancing to gay music

🎶 alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright ok now fedi 🎶

suddenly, an audio ad: (!) What if th--

me: what if i just close the app the second you start blaring that garbage at me

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one day me and @seyerian will meet and they will be like "huh I didn't expect you to be like that at *all*" while I'm dressed up in this

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lmao just realized my laptop's AC adapter was on top of my chihuahua. he probably likes that. 😂

desktop. i prefer a dark workspace, but a solid black and dark grey screen was getting me down. made i3's status bars white, with blue for focused items, and pink for alerting items. terminal colors are from here: github.com/srcery-colors/srcer

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mastodon is like Sesame street where a muppet announces the word of the day and the whole town loses their shit over it

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[configures every “public” space to have some sort of advertising or forty-year-old boomer rock playing over loudspeakers] “why do the kids always wear earphones and shut out the world”

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