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official profile of a party, which got into parliament this year

XDDDDD

Mike's one piece of advice for new Mastodon users - dive into that Federated column and follow ANYONE and EVERYONE who looks like they've posted anything at all interesting to you. Just hammer the button. There's no penalty for mistakes. Go wild.

Later, when your Home timeline is buzzing, go in and unfollow people you decide you're not enjoying so much now.

Then do that again a few times. Then some more. Forever.

this is a future joke, half of the code is top secret for now (another half is on sio2.mimuw.edu.pl/c/oi27-1/ca/)

broke: central heating
woke: $ for i in {1..9999}; do python3 ~/Downloads/pis_dlazaw/pis_dlazaw/pistestgen.py 1 a ./txts && ts-node accuracy-test.ts; done

I gave my friend a VirtualBox image of Windows 10, where I set my name to Laura, so it appears on login screen. he asked me in a full classroom "what's the password for Laura?". I set up Active Directory domain and a user - Laura. the teacher asked me "who is Laura?"

SNEAK -200

before you ask "Laura, why?"
advantage of this method is I almost always can find some excuse - for example in this case I could say it's to break advertisement targeting

trying with one person but he didn't do anything twice for now

coming out "tactic" - "accidentally" show a convenience store app to someone until they realize there is your new name on it

when a friend asks you for a URL to documentation files and you want to theoretically help, but actually make him searching through URLs for what he wants

the thing I hate the most in polish is that even "comrade" is a gendered word ("towarysz"/"towarzyszka")

my teacher doesn't know how cache works, he just said that sometimes CSS doesn't reload because of... cookie files

"the boomer trolley problem" 

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Laura migrates to Pleroma's choices:

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nulled.red is an any-topic moderated Mastodon instance made by me, Ami. Hosted in Roubaix, France.