Reminder: Henry collects muffins and has been doing so for the past nine years. He collects all sorts of muffins, from the basic poppy seed to lemon weed from the bluest blueberry muffins to muffins only the imagination could bake. Henry collects muffins from all of the world. As time wore on, the world took notice of Henry’s collection and soon enough Henry had become a world famous collector.

@meff No, his name is Henry Hume is his name.

@meff what the fuck did I just say. Ignore the "is his name" part at the end.

@mike is this the coming of age story

a bildungsroman of a muffin man

@amphetamine woopps forgot to credit tally hall in that post and now I feel like an ass

@mike i want muffins now fuck u (except not actually)
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