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Proud to announce I'm the first ever woman in US history. That's it

listening to music from around the time my ex and I split and WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

at a maccas with the gf
kiss in line
man in front stares and starts visibly trembling
"yeah thats right we are scary homos and if you dont pay for our big macs we'll do it again"

man pays for our orders and runs out of the store
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TAKE ME TO YOUR BESTFRIEND'S HOUSE

ROLL AROUND THIS ROUNDABOUT

my throat fucking hurts I hate voice training yet it produced funny material like this

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このパスワードは安全性に問題があります。

okay, so I bought a $30 mechanical keyboard that's white and pink and surprisingly it is of decent quality.

I don't like red switches though.

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