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If I were a pokemon I'd be heracross because I have an enormous dick growing out of my forehead

Love how autism makes it a constant struggle to express myself without seeming like I'm being a twat :)

Nothing better than gently falling asleep while snuggling after sex

Why does Mew change routes in crystal clear even if I haven't moved, that's so annoying, fuck roaming pokeman

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Been playing Pokemon Crystal Clear nonstop for several days

My platform for the 2024 election will be to forcibly feminize all men

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