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If I were a pokemon I'd be heracross because I have an enormous dick growing out of my forehead

Love how autism makes it a constant struggle to express myself without seeming like I'm being a twat :)

Nothing better than gently falling asleep while snuggling after sex

Why does Mew change routes in crystal clear even if I haven't moved, that's so annoying, fuck roaming pokeman

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Been playing Pokemon Crystal Clear nonstop for several days

My platform for the 2024 election will be to forcibly feminize all men

All my posts lately are garbage but my wife still favorites every single one and that's real love right there

Rub my feet and I'll grant you three wishes terms and conditions apply you must be 18 or older to play offer not valid where prohibited by law

I'm in a good mood today but my feet are killing me where is my foot masseuse wife

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