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What the fuck did you just fucking say about pleroma, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the PleromaFactory, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Mastodon, and I have over 300 confirmed commits. I am trained in ecto warfare and

bot that automatically scans github/gitlab repos for american spelling and opens pull requests to change it to UK english with the comment "replaced simplified english with correct english"

just heard systemd described as "bewitched bubbling soup"

Gonna rate that one 3 Cuils

And Nvidia descended from the heavens to the crowd of groveling Linux users, and thus shat out a proprietary blob which maybe works if you squint at it

actual css I just wrote because I've given up and am just throwing shit at random to see how it looks:

repeating-linear-gradient(1rad, #0000 0 4vmax, #0002 4vmax 8vmax)

the only one of these that makes any kind of sense is list bullet images defaulting to 1em square relative to the font size

the default size for inserted CSS counter symbols is the mouse pointer size

according to MDN the default dimensions for a ::before or ::after inserted image is 300x150px

…that is like the most arbitrary thing ever

end of all life 

life would be much much simpler if being out of spoons was the same as "time to sleep, lay down and be sleeping in 2 minutes"

you know now that I'm thinking about it, masto's "bot" flag is about as useless as P3P headers. Who's gonna bother to set it? What uses that information on the receiving end? Why does it have a GUI toggle option if bots are always going to use the API?

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