📌 new pinned post thread containing links to all my semi-important old ones because they were taking up way too much space, much like this subject line is doing
(Amendment to pinned thread)
This locked account status is solely to keep out things that everyone agrees should be quarantined to hellsite - bots, techbros, clout-seekers and other toxic waste. I accept any other follow as long as I can see some degree of self-awareness.
Since it wasn't clear enough the first time:
🚫 no randos from mastodon.social. Your trial period has expired.
Also if someone's tailgating me into your replies and being a shithead lmk so I can block them
(compressing a bunch of pinned posts from the last month into this index to make room for new junk later)
｢What The Actual Fuck Is Wrong With You｣ — a series of loosely related posts about living in dangerous proximity to creatures born with a clout gland instead of an empathy one:
① Some Of You Sad Fedi TL People Are Mutuals With Radioactive Lying Evil Gremlins And It Shows
② No Really, Listen
③ Or You'll End Up Like Them