I only microwaved the EGG as I haven't done DISHES yet, you fools.


@amic every morning when I wake up I open palm slam an egg into the microwave without even putting it on a plate

@flussence cc: @pea this is how a true professional cooks egg

@pea @amic okay I won't do that 50 million times I'm not a monster

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