I only microwaved the EGG as I haven't done DISHES yet, you fools.
@amic every morning when I wake up I open palm slam an egg into the microwave without even putting it on a plate
@flussence cc: @pea this is how a true professional cooks egg
@pea @flussence noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
@pea @amic you seem eggsasperated
@pea @amic okay I won't do that 50 million times I'm not a monster
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