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the rms thing 

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Being a good person really isn't hard.

Don't create survivors.
Don't befriend or quarter the kind of people who do.

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The only advertising slogan you need 

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There's a recurring thing I've noticed, where I'll see randos that consistently complain to the void that nobody wants to talk to them, and when I go investigate it turns out they're either awful people or they surround themselves with awful people.

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📌 new pinned post thread containing links to all my semi-important old ones because they were taking up way too much space, much like this subject line is doing 

Thursday is “Talk Like A Pirate Day”

just in case you see some weird shit and have no idea wtf's going on

pro tip: do not go “ah my iPad Pro needs a little top-up” and plug your laptop and iPad into each other without plugging one into the wall; the iPad will seemingly charge, then stop charging to charge the laptop 🤦🏻‍♀️

Day 2 has spawned an additional ≥100 replies. Folks, it isn't getting better.

because an unremarkable, benevolent raccoon is about to discover that he is in fact a child's toy... in the Twilight Zone.


the proud boys are plotting an attack in retaliation for Milo's ban

they're a white nationalist domestic terrorist group for the few people who don't know

tfw v and b are close on the keyboard so you can accidentally type voring instead of boring

NAZI’s Glorifying Bin Laden & ISIS Content on #Gab 

When the build fails because the ld command line was too long, the errno is E2BIG. One may choose to interpret this as a statement about more than just the system call.

bed time, bath time, and beyond time

reflection in java consists of ungodly amounts of semantic satiation

(but also it's a better use of effort to deplatform them so nobody sees them in the first place)

if you are unironically using the presence of a file without actually verifying the community maintains the standards it purports to maintain in said file, and you're doing outreach for women and LGBT folks in FOSS, you are literally throwing said women and LGBT folks under the bus.

Really want to do a video where I fondle several big chunks of quartz and amethyst and mutter softly about their shockingly negative energy, and then strip off my floaty kaftan to reveal an anti capitalist T-shirt and explain that it’s probably because they were all mined by child laborers and to source your fucking magic conduits as ethically as possible, damnit

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