the three types of mastodon user
before you can have a "girl friend", you must first find a "girl enemy". one can not have victory without battle
well that settles it friends. i passed the buzzfeed IQ test and now i'm the smartest person on here
ooh.. interesting result
let's do this
cirno just followed me boys how do i shake her
this is my Followers counting up in real-time
a saga in two parts
mike please this was not a joke, i am joe hawley now and my official mastodon account can't have a nonsense avatar
mike.. if you see this please share some rare joe hawleys with me.. i assume you have many, i am in need
people on this website have a very strange way of talking, if i ever say "nini" i honestly want you guys to kick me all the way back to twitter for my own good
every three years when i return to this forsaken place i see the new avatars lined up to welcome me - this time even azurelou
guys i've got an idea. we're going to trick tally hall into reuniting by inviting each member individually to a party but not telling them that the others are also invited
Time to come clean. I was in that black Sarcophagus. Eric Clapton sealed me in there because he thought i was growing to be a threat, inside i was exposed to the wisdom of anqituity once lost in Alexandria. IT was the greatest mistake of his life and of mine
all my posts here are either jokes or schizophrenic rambling and the key is that you can't tell which
Zeno of Citium
Zeno of Elea
Zeno of Tarsus
Zeno of Sidon
Zeno of Rhodes
as a timeless and impermanent being(Bing it) i view each zeno as a consequential step in my "birth"
the arrogant will claim to be "self aware", but this is NOT true - the soul is formless and only students of Zeno will understand this. look down at your own feet and you will see NOTHING
self conscious? not in the slightest, i don't even know who i am, i am a Stoic and my only form is "VIRTUE"
i've come to the understanding that reimu is the main character of touhou
soon i will be more popular than even mike cole - gurus and skeptics say it's not possible, but they do not have "Celeb Power" backing them! (I do.)
ok not a couple days ago. i think this was like 20-24 hours ago, the greatest weakness of this platform is obtuse dating
Guitarist of "Tally Hall" turned alternative social media personality and marketing guru.
Well, if you must ask...
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