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colby, mr funny man

de gnoming the weasy garden is a bit like how adhd feels. ur finally tossing one over the wall, feeling satisfied with a job well done then BLAM another gnome comes running at you and u drop the one ur holding, run round in circles trying to dodge, wilding casting flippendo spells. fred in the background saying "ull never beat MY record!!!!" shut up fred!!

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