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colby, master of milk

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*curb your enthusiasm music plays*

@dog the firearms store I visit from time to time has shotguns with busted barrels. perfect for elmer fudd cosplay

i decided to just chill outside

walt devours 20 gallons of yogurt a day

Now I’ll be walking down the street and discover that Colby flew here overnight. “I recognized you by your clothes” is what he’ll say before embarrassing me by screaming “Pee pee” in a loud voice.

i can hear eevrrything now what the fuck

just checked and its pitch black outside and i had a flashlight on and i got spooked by my own face