@Bloobz
@bird
America had started to metricate, however briefly, in the past! It can in fact be "metric again" because it wouldn't be the first time!

@fatboy you wish

@bird
@fatboy
As the populace at large appears disinterested in this public interest endeavor, we have taken it upon ourselves as individuals to use metric exclusively in all conversions in all contexts. Already, in order to be able to communicate with us, others have learnt to think metric.