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can't believe i live in a time where i have a tiny computer i can use to put whatever dumbass thought is in my head onto the internet, where you will fave it

Veterinarians recommend feeding your cat one bucket of KFC every day. Extra crispy, to keep their teeth clean

I'd Gladly Pay You Tuesday For A Hamburger Menu Today

It's me, the dumbass chucklefuck of your dreams

I dare you to list even one cartoon character in a diaper who's any good at all

I know when I see a cartoon character with a prominent diaper it's supposed to be some kind of huge wisecracking baby, but instead I just see an extremely incontinent adult who's probably about to start puffing a cigar and violating my personal space

Let sleeping dogs eat cake

One week since I had to pee

Mozart would have LOVED The Yellow River Boys

Avengers: Brief Fight

Avengers: Minor Temporary Conflict

Could God make an art program so complicated even He couldn't figure out how to use maybe 80% of the features?

I'm logged on

My mortal enemy, the film Pitch Perfect 3

I don't want to be a real boy. I want to be a false boy. A beautiful plastic boy

Young, Dumb, and Full of Meat

A benevolent spider weaves a word over my bed while I'm sleeping. The murmuring crowd gathers in awe of a spider's web that reads 'JUICY'

I don't recommend touching a monkey under any circumstances

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