How to moderate your instance:

❌ Open the moderation panel and suspend spam bots, silence bad actors, and other easy to do things that are known to work well

✔️ Threaten the person by saying you will eat their shoes if they don't stop

📈 Threaten to patent their life for 128 stocks of money

@amic Their shoes? I'll come and nibble on the pointy bits sticking out of their soul! Just a little bit, to make them really uncomfy, but lingering until they die. And then I'll haunt their every incarnation all the way into nirvana.

@amic I mean that's how I mod my discord server. Jokingly threaten to ban over nothing and then over other shit I'm just like "I will fucking forbid your skull"

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